plot twist: You kill yourself and then you wake up and your whole life has been a nightmare and the real you is everything you ever wanted to be
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
"I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts."
- Andy Warhol (via themilkywhiteway)
mom: you havent done anything all summer
me: can i go to the beach with some friends then?
mom: no! who do you think you are?
mom: *repeats what i said 100x and closes the door while she's half drunk*
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will probably fall in love with you
(Source: thatisntchanel, via inscapings-deactivated20121222)